A bloke was bothering a waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was hot. Then he asked for it to be turned down as it was too cold.
A devout Muslim man was seated next to an Australian bloke on a flight from Dubai to Melbourne.
The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs who are drinking in a bar. As he is finishing his speech on comparative religions, Dopey raises his hand to ask a question...
