A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
A Chinese man had three daughters, he asked his eldest daughter
what kind of man she would like to marry.
For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.
