Jill always falls asleep in Bible class. One day the teacher noticed she was sleeping, and asked her, "Who died on the cross for our sins?" Her friend poked her in the back and she yelled out ”Jesus."
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is $20 plus tip.
This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?"
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A nun goes to her mother superior and confesses, "I've used some really foul language this week and I feel terrible about it."
A guy walks into a bar where there is loud music playing. He spots a pretty girl at the end of the bar and approaches her...
A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says to the man, "Hey guy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants."
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello.
We've picked some crackers! Have a cack with these classic bar jokes!
We've picked some crackers! Have a cack with these classic bar jokes!
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
A guy walks into a bar where there is loud music playing. He spots a pretty girl at the end of the bar and approaches her.
