What do you have if you have nuts on your wall?
A bloke walks into a bar, orders two schooners of New, Jack Daniel's and Cokes and two shots of tequila, and then he downs the lot.
A funeral procession makes its way down the road. Six close members of the family are carrying the coffin between them and on top of the casket are a fishing line, a net and some bait.
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her...
An Englishman, American and Irishman, all walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender hands them their beer, however there are flies in each mug of beer.
