Gadgets that need to be invented

Monday, November 2, 2009

If only boffins spent less time designing ergonomic chairs and more time working on the stuff we really need.

The never-ending beer can
You’d never have to worry about doing shouts or some cheap bastard at a party nicking your last tinnie.

Micro-chip money
Forget about cash. A credit card microchip inserted into a finger could just be swiped when making a purchase. Perfect for when going out on a bender.

Spray-on six-packs
Just the ticket for any bloke that wants to look buff but can’t be bothered going to the gym.

A sexy sounding call centre operator Forget about getting pissed off with some bloke who lives 9000km away. These babes will make it a pleasure to have your dinner interrupted.

A real lightsaber
This is a great weapon in case you ever get carjacked or bump into Axle Whitehead.
Saxon Cheng

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User comments

Anatomically correct robot woman.

spray on Un-nerdy-ness for all those nerds that dont wanna b nerdy anymore

Free Foxtel! PLEASE! LOL!

They need to invent a machine or simple device that cuts hand and toe nails instantly. I am very lazy

there should be junk food where when u eat it u lose weight, but it still tastes exactly the same. but the food also knows that wen u have lost the amount of weight that u have wanted to lose, u can still eat the junk food but not lose any more weight.

Hate to tell you but they already have a working prototype for a lightsabre, it's only supposed to be used as an emergency surgical tool and its only about the size of a short-blade knife, but you think thats going to stop the soldiers in Iraq (who get to test these babies) from using them as Lightsabres?

bubble gum tasting mouth wash that will replace cleaning your teeth. Never ending beer cans..that's the stupidest one ever. As if alcohol isnt already big enough of a problem.

Tired of spending hours doing the washing. A machine that sorts the whites from the colors, washes, dries, folds and finally stores your washing away! This would be a great timesaver.

there should be a table that has a draw which is a refrigerator so we never have to leave the couch for a drink

there should be a software that can send emails, or offlines or even chat with ur girlfriend everytime u mess things up with her. and it should be programmable for different situations like the options should go...1. honey im sorry i stood u up, 2 honey im sorry she kissed me 3, its not u its me, etc.

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