Watch tells time, and reads future

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

• Watch senses dark astral forces
• Things look down, watch goes brown

Swiss watchmaker Borgeaud has joined forces with an Indian fortuneteller to produce a watch that is meant to predict the future.

The timepiece features a bedpan-shaped section that the makers say turns brown when, "the s*** is about to hit the fan," according to news website, Ananova.com.

The bedpan turns brown when dark astral forces have gathered, and remains brown until the bad omens have passed.

"It could be a hit with politicians all over the world," watch designer Chitra Subramaniam Duella said, rather optimistically.

With the watches costing over $3,000 each, it's safe to misfortune has struck the moment you've forked out cash for one.

Do you think fortune telling is a load of garbage? Leave your comment below.

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User comments

well the saying goes that every minute a Sucker is born. If Subramaniams watch works good luck to him as long as his *** does not hit his brain.Mine will go down the toilet.

is this mr. subramaniam, a Bank CEO before produce the wach? I need 3000 dollars to fence my property, will the wach doit for me? OOOOOOOHHHHHHH NOOOoo

Not gonna say clarivoyance isn't feasible but I'd have more luck believing a person. It's a stupidly simple marketing ploy, nothing more.

For that price it better be good...

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