Possibly the greatest invention since cans that hold beer is the Cruzin Cooler, a motorised
esky that holds up to 24 cans that hold
beer, while hitting speeds of up to 30km/h.
Bored of fanging the mobile tinnie-deliverers around the office we decided to burn
boozed-up rubber on the track in the inaugural
RALPH Esky 500.
Josh, Christian, Dan and The Office Gimp line up and wait for Annalise to drop the orange flag. But when she says, “Go!” Dan hears, “Perv!” The
bloke never had a chance.
Josh powers through to the first pit stop, with Christian and The Office
gimp in close pursuit. Even more interesting is how Annalise managed to get to the pit stop before the boys.
The Office Gimp is in and out of the second pit stop in a flash. But he still trails speed racer Josh. As does Dan, whose
grog is almost warm by the time he gets to Anita.
With a massive lead, Josh spends some time checking out Carly’s
boobs before taking his snags. This allows the other blokes to catch up but he still manages to get out first.
Josh flies through to the finish line, while Dan crashes into the kerb at 3km/h. Ice, beer and snags spill on to the bitumen but that doesn’t disturb the other blokes, who cack as they pass him on their way to the podium.
What do you think is the greatest invention for grog fiends? Leave your comments below.
