Robots are set to take over the world. Meet tomorrow's mechanical overlords today.
Plan your time-wasting in advance with the best games of 2009.
Guzzle your way across the globe - your liver will love you.
RALPH spunk Ella Fox explains how to sort out our crap in the sack.
How do you make a bikini 87 per cent sexier? Stick Gunnedah glamour Miranda Kerr in it.
Win, lose or draw, these local zeroes are always first past the tosser post.
Especially the awesome girls we feature in a every month. That’s why we take
some time off from the pub at this time every year to argue about who the hottest sorts were for the past 12 months. Then we compile all the sexiest babes in this special mag.
RALPH champ Dan Steiner wanted to say no to this crap assignment. But the T-shirt wouldn’t let him.
The Maltese Falcon is 88m of babe-impressing superyacht awesomeness.
The police of Divisão Anti Sequestro (Brazil's elite anti kidnapping squad, otherwise known as DAS) are preparing for a mission. They load up their standard government-issue revolvers before strapping on the extras – a Glock, boxes of bullets, a machinegun and a blade sharp enough to slice a throat in one stroke.
Need another reason to buy RALPH? Here's 12.
Pommy spunk Gemma Atkinson loves booze, sports, Australia and her fantastic 32F boobs. So do we.
It’s time to celebrate the champs who play second fiddle to the world’s biggest heroes.
Get rich, stuff up lives and meet a sticky end - all in a day's work for the world's biggest drug lords.
Ben McKelvey faces crazed fans and men the size of cars at WrestleMania XXIV
Even RALPH had trouble keeping up with Kim Kardashian’s curves when the reality TV hottie was in Australia recently.
Young Aussies are making megabucks in the nation's most dangerous mines. Peter McAllister discovers it's ore or nothing.
To celebrate the Australia v New Zealand rugby league match, it's time to compare Oz's biggest footy codes on the stuff that matters most.
The best thing about Dancing With the Stars is also the hottest babe on two wheels
James Swanwick finds out the illegal world of soapbox racing is as fast as it’s dangerous
