You look at home in a bikini, Jasmine.
I love the beach. I’m a bit scared of what’s in it, so I won’t go out much further than the level of my boobs. But I love lying on the sand and having a good perv at all the talent.
Do you go topless?
Of course, all the time. You’ve got to get the puppies out.
Ever been to a nudist beach?
No, but me and my friends make our own nudist beach wherever we go. I recently went camping and we made a big bonfire and danced around it naked and did some nude fire jumping.
Did you wax first so you didn’t singe your hairy bits?
I always am [waxed], so that’s not a problem for me. But a few guys got burnt bits.
Ouch! When everyone’s nude, does it ever lead to something else?
Everyone’s a bit rude at times, but no mass orgies. Although we play naked tackle footy and people’s fingers always go wandering.
Do you ever get your puppies out in any other public places?
We do tittie flashes all the time. If old people are glaring at us for swearing, we’ll flash them.
Ever had a threesome?
I had one with a chick and a guy, and a foursome with a chick and two guys.
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