Page 29 Girl Nicolette Page likes hitting the clubs in "short skirts, heels and something unusual and sexy." Keep a weather eye open next time you're out.

So Nicolette, you’ve been away travelling in Europe. How do the blokes out there measure up to ours?
I thought French men would be aloof and sexy, but I just found them full-on and vulgar. I got followed a few times, which was a bit scary. Italian men were nicer, definitely very full-on as well, but not as rude and abrupt.

If you find a guy devilishly hot, is he in right away?
If he was drop dead gorgeous but an absolute wanker then he’d instantly become ugly to me. I don’t like guys who are up themselves or trying to impress. And I’m not really into guys that work out. I mean, never say never, but I don’t find guys who are obsessed with being really buff attractive at all. Oh, and I hate guys approaching me blind drunk. Ugh, yuck! Women find it most attractive when men are comfortable with what they’ve got, even if they’re fat or hairy.

Care to share any of your pearls of wisdom about men?
Well they’re more sensitive than they let on, and they talk to their friends about their relationships as much as girls do. They definitely gossip.

Are you going to be a demon on the Sydney club scene this summer?
I used to party so much, but living on the Sunshine Coast for ten months I quietened down because there’s not a lot there. That’s all going to change now I’m back in Sydney. I’m scared!

Have you ever seen any filthy goings-on at these fine establishments?
Yeah, a couple having sex in a booth. I was with my boyfriend and we were having a good old laugh about it. No, we weren’t tempted to join in!

What do you wear when you hit the clubs?
Short skirts, heels, something unusual but sexy. When I get home I slip into lacy lingerie, usually black, pink or white. I actually used to work in a lingerie store on Oxford Street.

Since this is our evil issue, what’s the most wicked thing you’ve ever done?
I’ve had sex in public. It was on a secluded nude beach in Noosa that I used to go to all the time. What? It was beautiful!

From the RALPH archives, December 2006.

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