Page 29 Girl, Jenna Cherie Griffin, 18, reckons the surf attacked her bikini one day.

Hey, Jenna, you look hot. When do you feel most sexy?.
In summer when I’ve been at the beach all day and I’ve come home, had a fresh shower, I’m all brown, a bit sun-kissed and wearing no make-up.

Do you sunbake topless?
I do, but I go behind really big sand dunes.

Ever lost your bikini in the surf?
Yes. I was on my boogie board and one of the triangles on my bikini top moved itself across and my boob popped out.

Damn shame, that. Do you normally get around in a G-string or briefs?
I’m a boyleg girl. You know the ones that cut halfway up the butt.

You work in a lounge bar in Surfers Paradise. How many blokes crack onto you each night? Not heaps, but one night I asked a couple if there was anything else I could get them and they said, “Would you like to join us for a threesome later tonight?”

Did you accept their offer?
No, I’m a virgin because of my religion.

So you wouldn’t be able to tell us how long foreplay should last, then?
No, but wouldn’t you just want to cut right to the core? All you’re really doing is just building up to the main event so why not cut out the middleman and go straight to the end. I’m going to be in so much trouble for this.

Don’t the high priests approve of you slipping on a bikini for us?
It’s not good, but I’ve made the decision for myself, and being in a bikini is fine, so who cares. My mum is going to kill me for this!

Santi Pintado
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