You look great in our shoot. Was it fun?
I really enjoyed it, but there was a 12-year-old boy sitting on the rocks just watching us. Every 10 seconds or so he’d move closer, so I told him his mum was calling him.
What did he say?
He didn’t care.
Kids these days, eh. Do you like a bit of a roll around at the beach?
Oh yeah, rolling around in the shell grit with Vaseline all over my body. That was really enjoyable [laughs].
Can you give us some tips on the best way to get sand out of tricky crevices? Should we use a Gerni Jet?
Just have a good shower. It’s also a good idea to go to the toilet afterwards because you end up with lots of rocks in there.
I bet you do. Which part of your body do you wash first?
My feet. I can’t stand having dirty feet. If I’ve had a shower and go outside and stand in something dirty, I have to go have a shower again. I like to work from the bottom up, I guess. And no, I don’t have a foot fetish.
Have you ever lost your bikini in the surf?
Yeah, a couple of times. When I’m out in the ocean and I get dumped by a wave, so does my bikini.
Leaving you totally naked?
Nah, just a little bit of nips showing.
Do you go topless at the beach?
No, I like my bikinis too much.
Would you keep your bikini on for three months in the Big Brother shower?
I think I’d give it a week and see if I got nominated. If I was up straight away I’d probably keep it on, but if it looked like I was going to be in there for a while, then whatever. When in Rome....
No argument here. If a bloke was stung by a bluebottle, would you help him out in the traditional way?
How’s that?
Er, pee on him?
Ohhh! [Laughs] No way! I’d run away and get some vinegar.
You work at an airport. Are you a member of the mile-high club?
No, but I’d like to be. Doesn’t everyone?
Of course. When it comes to sex, are you an outdoor or indoor kinda
girl?
Definitely indoor. I’m not a big fan of the cold. There’s been a couple of times I’ve done it outside and I wouldn’t recommend it. It’s more comfortable inside and I’m a bit of a sucker for some luxury.
You’ve been caught outdoors, haven’t you?
Um…no (laughs). I’m not saying.
Tell us about the last wild night you had.
I kissed a few guys last New Year’s Eve – a Californian guy, a French guy and an Aussie guy. I was pretty drunk. It’s not normally my style but I was very naughty because it was my first New Year’s Eve being single.
What sort of guy are you into?
I like nice guys. I don’t like guys that are rough and tough. I like a SNAG, a guy I can feel safe around and at the same time is in tune with his feelings. But if he cries during a movie, that’s too sissy.
What kinda line would score a guy a first date with you?
“Would you slap me if I kissed you?” has worked, but I had been talking to the guy for a while prior to that.
If Shane Warne and Guus Hiddink were the last two blokes on earth, who’d you do it with?
Shane Warne and who?
Guus Hiddink. He’s the coach who took the Socceroos to the final 16 in the World Cup.
I don’t even know what he looks like.
So I guess we’re going with Warney?
Noooooooo! He’s gross. Can I pick another person? No? Oh well, humans are going to be extinct, I guess.
When do you feel sexy?
When I’m dancing. I like urban, R&B stuff.
So you’ve done it to the likes of Snoop and Jay-Z then?
Oh yeah! “Pony” by Ginuwine is pretty hard to beat, though.
That song is only about four minutes long. Do you have it on
repeat?
Nah, I keep going onto the next song.
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