Page 29 Girl, Kim Waardenburg, gets our tongues in a twist when we try and pronounce her name. It was worth it, though.

Describe yourself in 29 words.
I think I’m a very honest person, but I can also be a bit misleading. I like to have lots of fun, I’m very social, and I love to party.

That’s 30. If there were 29 hours in a day, what would you do with the extra five?
This sounds pretty geeky, but I’d probably read a good book. Honestly, I never get time to read, I’m always working or at uni.

What’s the most fun you can have in 29 minutes?
I don’t know, go on a holiday.

That’s a pretty short holiday. I really don’t know. Go to a nightclub for 29 minutes?

Would you be worried if your boyfriend slept with 29 women?
It would depend on where he’s been and what he’s done. If he’s gone on a big trip around the world, well, guys like to do that. I’d definitely ask questions, but it would only be out of curiosity.

What would you think of a girl who slept with 29 guys? Much the same. I wouldn’t question her as a person, I don’t find that important. If they want to do that, fine.

Describe your sex life in 29 words.
Constant, continuous. I have a boyfriend, I don’t know if I told you that.

No, no you didn’t. So, how was that sex life?
It’s romantic. It’s a beautiful one.

If you had $29 million, how would you spend it?
I’d probably buy a really big boat I could live on. I’ve always thought it would be nice to live on the water.

How would you spend your last $29?
Buy a new pair of shoes. I love shoes.

You could probably only afford thongs.
Yeah, that’s right. There’s not much you can do with $29.

What would you like to achieve before you’re 29?
I definitely want to travel – just pack up and go on a huge trip with two or three best friends.

You could notch up 29 blokes.
(Laughs)Yeah, then I could match my boyfriend.

Chris Ryan
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