Narelle Hartley, loves it when blokes comment on how she looks. We could fill the magazine with nice things to say about her.

Did anything unusual happen on your shoot?
We were down at Broadbeach and we had a few people go past and give a few waves, but there were no kids coming for soccer training or anything.

Unlucky little bastards. Do you have any experience with soccer?
Actually, I don’t. I only learnt a bit about soccer after the shoot.

Are you excited by the fact Australia is in the World Cup?
Very excited, but I’ve never played soccer in my life.

So what’s your view on whether Australia should play Kewell in his customary left wing position or have him drop into a floating role behind Cahill and Viduka?
Yeah, whatever you said.

Do you have a favourite player?
No. I know they’re called the Socceroos, and that’s it.

What’s your favourite part of a man’s body?
His eyes, and then his arms.

What’s your favourite part of your body?
My teeth.

What?
People tell me I have nice teeth. I had braces when I was younger, but only for a year, thankfully.

Is there romance, excitement and lots of sex in your life?
There’s always exciting stuff going on. I’m just right into the beach. I’m a sun lizard but I have to work, too, so not five days a week. I should know better, being a beauty therapist.

Let me guess: guys always ask you about doing Brazilians, right?
Of course. There’s always lots of questions... but I prefer not go there. We’re very professional.

Are Australian men romantic enough?
Yeah, I think so – in my experience, anyway. I like it when they notice or comment on how you’re looking. I’ve been with my boy for seven years. Does he know what he’s doing in the bedroom yet?
Obviously.

Michael Pickering

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