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Melinda Garland

About Me

RALPH's bar babe of the month is 24-year-old Melinda Garland, who once worked as a Cougar girl.

What do you do for a job?
I work at the Ivory Hotel in Tweed Heads. I've been there about a year.

Worst pick-up line?
One time, a guy threw his drink on me an and said, "Now you're all soaking wet, how about I take you home and get you out of those wet clothes." I just laughed, replaced his drink and that was it.

Any tips for picking up a bar babe?
Be yourself, don't throw your drink at them and try it when you're not too far gone. There's nothing worse than a guy slobbering on you. I had some guy come up and lick my arm when I was covered in rum. He was drooling and said, "You're my dream girl."

Do you show a bit of cleavage when you're working?
I was a Cougar girl for a couple of years. That showed some cleavage.


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