If Gold Coast Meter Maid and strip club fan Ashleigh Carr, 19, doesn’t get into Big Brother we’re never watching telly again.

What are you up to, Ash?
I’m going to my boob appointment.

Boob appointment?
I just had my boobs done and they’re checking to make sure they’ve got softer and that they’ll stay nice and won’t go bad.

So you’re one of those babes that roam the streets plugging parking meters for punters?
Yeah, we go around a couple of times a day putting money in expired meters. I love it. It’s great and very easy. You’re out along the beach talking to people and having fun.

You chicks are saints – and hot. Do you ever perv on the other girls?
I always do. I always compare myself and check 'em out. If we get a new girl and I’m working with her, I always check her out.

The Gold Coast has some beaut strip joints. Have you ever checked them out?
Yeah, I’ve been to them quite a few times. Girls don’t have to pay to get into strip clubs up here. So usually when I’m out clubbing, I’ll go and take a peek. I think it’s fascinating how they can climb the pole like that. I’d love to do that. I’d like to take pole-dancing classes because it’s good for your stomach – you get abs. I would never do it for work though.

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