The Poms may have crappy weather and warm beer, but at least they have produced the bootylicious Michelle Osbourne.

Have you ever had Sex on the Beach?
Yeah, everybody has. Nobody can say they haven't, especially in Australia. You have to. It's such a massive thing because it's so nice and sunny, and you've got beaches everywhere.

Er, I was talking about the cocktail. No you weren't!

When do you have more sex, summer or winter?
In summer you're too hot, so you take off your clothes. But in winter you really want to warm up. It doesn't matter either way.

If you were a bloke for a day, how would you make love to a babe?
You've got to please a girl first. Foreplay is the best; do that for a long time. Then I'd go the reverse cowgirl.

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