Are you stoked to be on the cover of a for a record fourth time, Gemma?
Fourth! That’s great to hear. Thanks, a readers.
What have you been up to since we last spoke in July last year?
I’m currently playing the part of Elaine in
Calendar Girls with Jerry Hall in the West End until the end of October. It’s so exciting to be working in such a big show. Before that, I made a horror movie called
13Hrs and a gangster movie called
Baseline. I’ve also filmed an episode of
The Bill. And I’ve done my 2010 calendar as well.
If you had to make a porno, what could we expect in it?
I don’t think anyone’s buying porn to check out the storyline, so I’d skip the cheesy plot and get straight into the action.
Is there a celebrity you’d cast?
No. I think my name attached as director should be enough. I’ll make two unknowns famous. I might use my porn name, though –
Fergie Pendlebury.
We know you’ve got the world’s best breasts, but whose rack do you rate?
Kim Kardashian has a nice pair of boobs. She’s very voluptuous.
How should a guy flirt with you?
I find drunken advances a turn-off. The main thing is eye contact. A lot of blokes stay on the eyes for a second, then go down to the body, then back up to the eyes. That’s cool but it shows they’re not really serious. If a guy speaks to my face and not my boobs, I feel like it could be something more long-term, as opposed to just a fling.
Last year, you said you’d like to go on a date with us to the beach and eat chips. Does that offer still stand?
We could change the chips to a full-on barbecue. We can have jacket potatoes and chicken and ribs. I like cranberry juice, so you can get me one of those while you have a beer.
Dan Steiner
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